Cor Blimey Olive, Arfars a lucky man, fancy a bunk up
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Cor Blimey Olive, Arfars a lucky man, fancy a bunk up
Your sick dude an' dats the twoof .. Cor Blimey !
Olive may have a face like a smacked arse but she go's like a train Cor Blimey
I resent that comment and Im going to tell Arfar what you said. You'll be lucky he doesnt punch you up the bracket. My Arfar's a gentleman.
Cor Blimey Olive it was Arfar that said it down the darts the other night, he was telling the lads how he hides your glasses and pisses himself laughing watching you doing your Ray Charles impression
Wait till I see 'im. Ill give 'im Ray bleedin Charles. He won't be laughing when I swap his hair restoring cream for some Deep Heat.
Where's your Stan Olive he's meant to be driving the 8.15 to the glue works but him and the bus are knowhere to be seen, Cor Blimey I hope he aint gone to bleedin Pontins again
naa, he's taken mam to the chiropodists. She's got terrible bunions. That nice Mr Blake was 'ere looking for you Jack
Dell ive just had a rather angry Mr Singh on the phone, you 'ant just an sold him one of the second hand exotic dolls av' yer ? .. Bloody 'ell dell, he's been after me all day down the bleedin' market !
Ahh Rodney Ya seen Dell boy I wanna word with 'im about some car stereo's he sold me!